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Neptune's Bastards Shop

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New Release Skate Decks

Boards 4 Boards Initiative

Your purchases and donations help fund skateboards, surfboards, and more gear for underprivileged and military youth. 

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Surf and Skate Bastards T-Shirts

embrace the bastard

Shred the waves (or the concrete) in style with our new Surf and Skate Bastards T-Shirts!

Surfboards

Surfboards

Shaped, tinted, glassed, finished - in the U.S.A.

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events

The Boardr Series 2025
Jackalope Fest Virginia Beach
Neptune Misfits

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misfits and misprints

Not all items are created equal...
Our Story

Dive deep - ride high - live boldly ™

our story

Artwork by human hand, human mind, human soul.

The Journey
A Bastards Tale Contests
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